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Friday, January 15, 2010

WWW.I-BROWN.TUMBLR.COM

I'VE MOVED.
MOVED; 10:59 PM

Thursday, January 7, 2010

Have you regretted coming to polytechnic?

Have I regretted coming to polytechnic?

Polytechnic life; 9:16 PM

Monday, January 4, 2010

Sorry about the time lag.

HAPPY NEW YEAR EARTHLINGS!

Woohoo!

It's 2010!

Let me do a review of Year 2009.

In Year 2009, I have my highs and lows.

Year 2009 had been quite happening for me.

I remembered vividly when I was still anxiously waiting for my O level results..

I remembered vividly the moment I received the sms from MOE regarding the school I got posted to.

And I never regretted choosing TP as my polytechnic.

I met new friends, new homies, new brother, new bitching partners..

I've learnt a lot about life~ (cliche much)

I've realised that polytechnic life isnt as easy as I thought

I've learnt that projects are not easy to score

I've learnt how to deal with stress, and not crack and break down.

I've learnt that there are many two faces in the world

I've learnt not to be so naive, and ignorant.

Boring me. Hahaha!

So much about Year 2009.

Lets not look backwards, and look forward!

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It's OMG's 5AGAPE BBQ!

hahaha!

I really really really APPRECIATE those who made an effort to at least be present!

I would like to express my greatest gratitute to those who came ;D

I hope that the food dint disappoint you guys~

I want to say a big thank you to estee, estee's ahma, estee's papa & mama.

I want to say a big thank you to dorcas, for doing the public relations, and advertisements on our long planned bbq! (You have proven yourself to be a good student of NP's media course!)

hhahaha

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Daily activities will just carry on. ;D
NEW YEAR 2010; OMG's 5AGAPE BBQ; and daily activties; 10:10 PM

Monday, December 28, 2009

Why does every hairdresser always say the same thing to me?

Your face is too round

Your head is too round

God damn it, I know.

I can see it myself

I dont really need someone else to come tell me that.

Ok, back to the main point.

I went to cut hair with my homie after school today.

We kept postponing the hair cut day..

Corrections, it's not 'We', but it's 'Me'.

Yea. I kept using the excuse that 28th is an auspicious date to cut our hair.

Yes, I know. It's pretty lame.

But yeah. hahaha

Overall, not bad.

Now I've got the urge to shave lines already.

WOOHOO.

Maybe the shaving of lines on my head is the secret towards Jagger's level of wisdom.

Maybe..

Black or Brown?

I wish I had a longer face, not so round head, and a longer neck.

In my dreams.

Ok, thats all bitches.

I wish..; 8:43 PM

Friday, December 25, 2009

Merry Christmas homies!

Yeah!

Updates on my driving progress

My driving progress is quite fast.

Natural FLAIR in driving

Innate talent, undeniable fact.

HAHAHAHA

Ahhhhhhhhh...

Met up with, dorcas, wenya, peili, kokfai, kenji, kokfai's bro, Estee, and her boyfriend.

Dined at Revenue House's Nihon Mura

And we went to cineleisure to watch Alvin and the Chipmunks 2

hahaha, good movie.

After that, we bounced home together

On the way back, there was this tranny, walking along the road towards cineleisure.

"IT" kept saying in chinese: "I dont like you, I DONT LIKE YOU"

Everybody was freaking out.

The situation was like jesus re-appeared on Earth..

Splitting the CROWD into two, like the RED SEA

Amen..

Dorcas was totally freaking out.. it was totally hilarious.

=/

Likewise, this year, I got presents from THEM, but I never prepare any presents.

The next few days, I MUST MUST MUST go buy some presents.

then I can give them on 2nd Jan 2010

It's the "Oh My God, 5 Agape's BBQ"

It had been quite some time since I've posted any pictures

Sorry if it hurts your eyes.

Estee's thoughtful present

Obviously the guy in the photoframe is ME

Thanks Estee


>=( , from Wenya

I'M MR GREEDY?!, I thought I'm MR CHATTERBOX!

Packaged together with famous amos's cookies.


Thanks Wenya ;D



From my bitching partner, dorcas ;D

I really really appreciate this christmas present

Topped with thoughtful writings on it..

Bitchy thoughful COMBO, grande size~

hahaha, STARBUCKS FOR THE WIN!




And thats the STARBUCKS cup

Ready to brew some nice coffee in it.

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To do list


Complete the neccessary parts by Saturday


Continue my fast progress on driving course


Buy presents >=(

- for bitching partners

- for poly homies

- and myself =x (its about time I start pampering myself


I MUST CUT HAIR WITH MY homie on one auspicious date >=( , my hair is screwed, I regretted not cutting before he flew..


And.. redraw of BBQ cash. I must be ready to make some purchase. >=)


I miss my poly homies and besties now


On a lighter note, my dad is flying on 30th december 2009 till 9th January 2010


;D *HINTS*

The colour red is so BOOMZ








Merry Christmas; 2:36 AM

Sunday, December 20, 2009

Self-note:-

Marketing project

Customer's content

  1. factors that affects consumer's behaviour
  2. buying process

these are to be taken from the sample reports

Market positioning

  1. draw out diagram price against quality

Price & product

  1. visit spinelli to take down price and product

improve on neccessary parts

  1. segmentation variables (weak).. =______=

If nothing else, I can print and bind

Macroeconomics

-Economic growth rates (explain why)

-Apply concepts of nominal and real GDP

-calculation of inflation rates (explain why)

-usually link with inflation, and price (manipulate using the graphs of AD-AS. (LRAS,SRAS,PSRS,PLRS, AD)

-using the expenditures and revenues (calculate deficit or surplus)

B.stats

  1. survey first.

Okay, thats about it. My agenda for tomorrow is driving, and swimming.

Back home to do all this shyt.

but before that, must see if daddy has ANY instructions for me.

wish me luck!

TOMORROW I MUST GRAB AS MANY TOPICS FOR DRIVING AS POSSIBLE.

; 11:20 PM


Procrastination has really really caught up with me.

I used to bother and care about a lot of things.

But now,

I couldnt be less bothered about it.

Ahhh, when will I start doing the things I am supposed to do this two fucking week

I feel a little rich now.

I feel like buying my headphone, a vaio one, and the colour will be brown, so as to match up with my brown laptop, brown mouse.. Sadly, I dont have any brown phone.

But I'm super contented with my sexy black AINO.

If it was brown, I will be even more sex-cited.

lols.

\
Holiday is boring.; 9:34 PM

Saturday, December 19, 2009

Living in dilema.

I'm thinking if I want the holidays to end faster, or dont end so fast.

AND WHY THERE IS NO SLOTS FOR DRIVING IN JANUARY. >=(

Haaaaa.

I have been eating alot this two days.

And my hair is like fucking long, messy, and fucked up.

I'm thinking if I should cut first, or wait until 27th. X_x

I think wait first ba.

It's Saturday; 10:37 PM

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

I'm so fucking pissed right now. Who is the fucking one that is finding trouble now? Why are you scold people with such condesending tone? Why are you always blaming people and not yourself? When you say people lazy, please take a fucking mirror to reflect on yourself? Who is the one that is lazy? You're the lazy one. Asking me to do so many things at one time, whilst your're there fucking stone and slack?


I'm having a super bad mood now. When I needed help, nobody offers. When people needed help, all come find me. Do what on to others, what you want others to do on to you? Yeah yeah, fuck this statement.


Today, I might do his work until morning. Yeah, and I have driving in the morning. Hope I just crash and die. Happy ending, he can go claim insurance.






After driving, I went to Starbucks to do the projects alone. Pretty alone. And I can assume it will be for the next 2 weeks. Yeah, I completed marketing, tomorrow I will send everybody via email.


Tomorrow, I will be on a riot. Jagger is on havoc. I wouldnt be doing any fucking projects tomorrow. I will go slack and stone in the pool. Enjoy the water. Yeah, Fuck you projects.


Anybody alone? Call me :D


Jingyi is so nice to come down to Northpoint to find me. We had lunch together at Ishi Mura. After that, we went home.


Apart from all this fucked up paragraphs, today driving was freaking fun. Accelerating the car is woosh. Yeah, my progress is fast.


-random- Car No.: 119


Can I pray to Jesus, and let him complete the job for me? Since all christians says that Jesus will answer your prayers, and he do the things for you?


But we all know that this is not the case..


Dream on.
Fucked up; 10:33 PM

Monday, December 14, 2009

Hello.

After driving, I went to swim.

Bought food home to eat alone.

My dad always goes out during the afternoon till midnight

Till he drops dead.

Zzz.

But its okay, I rather he do this.

I dont want him to come disturb me :D

I'm very very very very bored today.

At home alone, nothing to do.

I ended up watching TV alone.

Until I fall asleep.

I totally forgotten tat I must wrap up mkting project by today.

Procrastination..

Slay the procrastination.

;D

Nevermind.

I regretted not bringing my laptop today


If not I will be at Starbucks doing project.

I can like totally presume for the next 14days of holiday = project everyday.

PROJECT

PROJECT

PROJECT

PROJECT

PROJECT

PROJECT

PROJECT

PROJECT

PROJECT

PROJECT

PROJECT

PROJECT

PROJECT

PROJECT



I WANT GOOD GRADES!

And for that, I will die for it.

If I see any Bs or Cs, I will probably take a knife and stab my heart.

Before I do that, I might burn the result slips.

>=(

I feel browner today.

-random-

Car No.: 124

I wish my sisters and mummy is in Singapore now.

I will dream bout them tonight.

And I will be at the freaking airport to pick them up

Because...

I WANT THOSE CLOTHES >=D

WOOHOO!

NEW PULL-OVERS

Driving spells fun; 10:30 PM

Sunday, December 13, 2009

I'm trying very hard to conform my thoughts to NOT think this way.

Lucky I have this 'space', to rant

And to many others, like kenrick and ivan etc.

~

I wouldnt stop TRYING.

The more I want to score.

Fucking Cheebais

*Pardon the vulgarities, I cant find other APPROPRIATE word to describe my feeling yesterday*

-The thing I will always regret and remember for the next 3 years of poly life-

----------------------

I feel so tired, to put on a fake smile when I'm angry

To pretend like as if nothing as ever happenned

Even through, in our hearts, we all know that something happenned.

Its like a smashed dish.

Try putting back into one piece.

Its possible

but.. the aftermath left behind will be those cracks.

Haha, whatever it is.

TOMORROW I GOT DRIVING.

NEED TO TURN IN SOON!

JUST SHUT UP AND DRIVE

After driving = swimming = do project at Yishun Starbucks, and send my homies the mkting project

Then its Fuck Mkting Project ;D

PRINT AND BIND TIME! :D

Why try so hard, when nobody is trying :D?; 11:37 PM

Saturday, December 12, 2009

Damn sad. I'm all alone at Northpoint's Starbucks.

Lucky my laptop is with me.

Haaaa, bimbotic laptop.

I was doing mkting project just now.

Then I spent hours watching two movies.

X-man last stand, and The House Bunny.

I think I watched 'The House Bunny' like the tenth time.

But its still as hilarious as the first time I watch. (Y)

Three successive ways of flirtation. LOLOLOL

1) Eye Contact
2) Flattery
3) lots of touching

LOLOLOLOL..

GREAT NEWS

Dorcas went to CUT BANGS ALSO

Gosh, so many girls cutting bangs one.

(Y) me like.

Melanie have a super duper cool hair now.

Bangs + bob + shaved side.

It's like a double 'B' combo with shaves.

Like totally the fantasy.

Hahahaha =/

Hmmmm, I want to go have a hair cut too.

New style.

Lalalala.

I went to solarbeam for 2 hours

Bought new tanning oil.

Hmmmm, bought the super black one.

No choice, only one left.

Lucky me.

Fuck projects ;D

*Do first, complain later*

I'm in a perpetual state of psycho-ing myself with this statement

Cant wait for 2nd Jan, got sec school class BBQ.

And I'm organizing food. ;D

Alone at Starbucks; 4:46 PM

Friday, December 11, 2009

Yeah, its over. :D

haahaha!

Ok.. Stats and Mkting..

=/

Lets not talk about papers in my space. :D

Went to K-Box to get high with other friends, w/o kenrick.

It was fun through. ;D

Then I cabbed home, the bill was 20doollars.

Hahaha. =/

Nevermind.

Plans for the next 2 weeks?

Everyday 10.30am to 12.30noon is driving.

The first thing in the morning 2ml I will go apply my PDL.

Which is Provisonal Driving License.

Ok..

14 days
Swimming cum Tanning

Gym if I got time.

Then go do macro, stats and mkting project.

Since OB is done.

Hmmm, thats about it.

I will plan a more concise planning for the next 14days.

Fuck this sem :D

And I fucking regret...

Haha ;P
Mid-Sem Test over!?; 11:19 PM

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Okay, Accounting I was pretty careless for the interest part..

I told my friends to becareful about the interest period, yet I dint read properly.

I can just like fuck myself.

Moreover, the depreciation question was very very vague.

It's goodbye to my full marks.

Today Org.Beh, I thought it was pretty bad.

I did everything I could.

To the very very last 2 minutes.

I know I had to write something on the IMPACT of the fucking personality traits.

YET I CHOSE TO FUCKING SIT IN FRONT OF MY PAPER

AND FUCKING STONE.

The only thing I wrote was.. "Conclusion: .. "

Yes.

I'm very smart.

Thanks..

I can just fuck myself.

I told kenrick not to give up until the very last minute, yet I chose not to write anything when I had two fucking minutes.

Lol.

Tomorrow is B.Stats!

OH MY FUCK GOD.

I HAVEN START REVISING YET

GIVE SOME MATH CELLS TO ME PLEASE..

And tomorrow my mother + sisters will be leaving Singapore this morning ..

And my daddy just came back to Singapore.

It will be home alone with daddy for the next freaking fucking disgusting 6 days.

6 days = 144 hours.

144 hours - sleeping hours = 96hours left.

96 hours - school hours = 48 hours left

48 hours of danger in facing him..

48hours divided by 6 days = 8 hours risk per day.

Probability of me getting into risk is: 8 hours / 144 hours = 0.055 (3 decimal places)

Chances are low?

The figures are deceiving.

My daddy will fucking multiple the probability by 10 times.

0.055 X 10 times = 0.55.

Now its like out of 1, I have half chance getting into risk/danger.

R.I.P to Jagger Yeo. ):
ACCOUNTING and ORG.BEH; 11:57 PM

Monday, December 7, 2009

End roll, nice song.

This song calms me down a lot.

Hahaha, I want to find some inner peace!

;D

I haven been updating my blog this few days.

Currently, I'm having my mid-sem test.

So far so good.

Today was Macro.

Tomorrow is Accounting.

=/, I'm going to practice one or two questions later.

I've been spending a lot of time chatting with my buddy.

Yeah, I found my inner peace.

Peace. (Y)
Finding some peace in me.; 10:34 PM

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Send your own ElfYourself eCards
; 10:08 PM


Send your own ElfYourself eCards
; 10:01 PM


Send your own ElfYourself eCards
; 9:55 PM

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Ignore the title of this post.

Haha!

MY BROWN VAIO LAPPY IS BACCK

As good as new

As hotter than before

Smoking BROWWWWN.

Nothing can express my happiness now. ;D

I received the message during macro lecture from VAIO.

"Your Sony-Vaio product is ready for collection at J8 Sony Style"

My heartbeat raced like as if I saw a naked woman ;D

I couldnt control my voice volume.

I just literally shouted: "YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS, MY VAIO IS ALIVEEEE"

Apart from this,

Today is GAOYANG's BIRTHDAY :D

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GAOYANG!

kenrick, lian, ckay, asyraf, ivan, and I got a super cool birthday present.

A braun buffel; key holder + card holder + money holder

THREE IN ONE.

Hahaha!

Join in hthe braun buffel gang. :D

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We had our OB project discussion with the teacher

Yeah, was pretty cool

She said tat our report was degree standard.

haha, I felt quite flattered.

But I think kenrick and ivan should be claiming more credit.

Haha

I feel like a slacker and a feeder >=(

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Mid-sem is round the corner

I must gear up myself.

!@%^!#^!$#@!@#$!@#%
My Bloody Valentine > Broken Hearted Girl; 10:05 PM

Saturday, November 21, 2009

This is my new Sony: Aino ;D

The name of the phone sounds pretty porno huh?

AINO.

Sounds like a sexy bitch from Japan.

Maybe its a freaking sexy bitch named AINO, invented this phone.

Or maybe the inventer of this phone, is having a sex fantasy of a sexy bitch named, AINO.

So that perverse inventer intended to name his invention after the fantasy, AINO.

My imagination is running wild.

HAHAHAHA.

Pretty cool eh?!

Hahaha, it's freaking cool!

And it cost my mother SGD$488 + SGD$100 (penalty fee for subscription)

Why I buy new phone..?

Because my old phone is very old and it is spoilt.

GUESS WHAT?

My freaking bimbotic SONY VAIO BROWN laptop also DIED on the same day of my phone.

It's like a grande-sized "fucked up" situation.

Haiz, evne through Sony products are bimbotic and fragile.


But their products = stylish, cool, and fashionable

Fragile? Bimbotic? Who cares. :D

--------------

I'm hoping that my bimbotic laptop will be back soon.

I feel so naked without it.

All I have left is a battery, a BROWN VAIO casing, and one BROWN VAIO mouse ):

>=(

Cheebaaaissss

hahahaha.

I'm so going to buy a brown pair of havanaias

To make it a brown combo.

:D

AINOOOOOO, my dream. ;D
AINO.; 2:04 AM

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

I used to love TP alot.

But now, I will want to take back what I said.

Now I'm in school, I feel so out of nowhere.

Hahaha.

A lot of things happenned.

Be it a class thing, be it a clique thing, be it a group thing.

I shall let bygone be gone. :D

Dont fret over it

Dont harp on it

I want to smile again :D

However, we all know that wouldnt be the case.

Hahaha.

Hope for the better

I'm just very contented and touched that I still have TRUE friends in class.
School; 9:47 PM


B.Accounting 2: I've got two tutorials oweing

Macroeconomics: I've got one tutorial oweing + project not started

Organsation Behaviour: I've got one tutorial oweing + project progression on track

Marketing: I've got no tutorial oweing + project is like !@%!@$%@!#$@#%^$!

B.statistics: I've one tutorial oweing + project not started

Public Speaking: Impromptu test and special occasion speech draft due this wednesday (undone)

Screwed Much? :D?
Check Point; 1:30 AM

Friday, November 13, 2009

I shant fret over what had happenned.

I want to be on the 'grey spot'

Like what kenrick said.

Neither white or black.

:D

-------------------

CAR WASH!

My class did the program on 'Car Wash'

It turned out to be fun, and profitable

Hahahahaa.

We must thank Liansheng and kerensa's hardwork for planning.

But I feel so glad that almost everybody turned up :D

The whole class has working together.

WOOHOOO

Kerensa was super bossy today.

Her power domineering statement:

'Make yourself useful.'

'You better be doing something, if not you're doing nothing, so go do something.'

LOL. She talk like our boss.

CCN :D
Campus Care Network [CCN DAY]; 8:41 PM

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

It seems like this few weeks I have been very busy with the school work and all

Maybe, I just like to stress myself out too much.

Blah Blah Blah..

Currently, I'm super irritated by something..

To the extent that I can no longer stand it anymore.

Irritation to the max.

I cant work with it.

It seems like turning back and seeing secondary school's behaviour

All the small little actions here and there.

Giggling and act all "Hi, I'm super nice."

It just spells -F.U.C.K-

Everytime this thought flashes by my mind.

It screws up my train of thought.

It screws up my determination of scoring in projects.

With people "sowing discord and unhappiness.."

I feel this sem, the confidence level really decrease by a lot.

I need a proper channel to type this shit out.

And I feel that this space is appropriate.

Like what my CP said, just ignore, and SMILE :D
Oh it's Little Mister, Missy Nicey.; 9:29 PM

Sunday, November 8, 2009

I find it scary when oneself changed, but not noticing anything.

And the oneself is me.

I feel dont understand why.

I feel so numb when people insult me.

I can fake just a smile even with the biggest insult to me.

However, I know that isnt the case.

We all know that isnt the case.



Someone says that I always talk to people with very very surfaced topics.

In other words, is crapping.

Yeah, I agree.

I cant bring myself to tell anybody bout how I feel.

This feeling is terrible.




I dont know what to do.

Or what I can do.

To change back

People says changes are for the 'better'.

I beg for differ.

Changes arent always for the better.


What should I choose?

Bus/LOM/Mkt?



With the pain in my throat...
I've changed.; 1:58 PM

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Yeah baby! Braun Buffel Wallet.

Today marks the day of me using the NEW Braun Buffel Wallet ;D

It cost me SGD$239.00

Actually wanted to buy the SGD209.00, but cannot put too many cards.

That's why I bought the more expensive one

And I wanted to buy the SGD$89 cardholder.

But apparently, it has already exceeded what I should have buy today.

Leave it for next time then.

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I've zero tolerance towards hypocrisy.

I've negative tolerance towards people that find happiness/joy on other people's misery.

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

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Projects, Tutorial, Projects, Tutorial, die.

I hope everything will be kept confidential.

Yeah, I hope.

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My blood type - O



People with blood type O people are outgoing, energetic and social. They are the most flexible of the blood types. They easily start up projects but often have trouble following through because they give up easily. They are flighty and not too dependable. O types always say what's on their mind. They value the opinion of others and like to be the center of attention. Also, people with O blood are extremely self-confident.
BRAUN BUFFEL!; 12:32 AM

Sunday, November 1, 2009

; 9:37 PM


Yes! Isetan SGD$50.00 vouncher!

Tomorrow Braun Buffel wallet. :D

Woolala.

MDIS Marketing Notes also come already

SIM + MDIS + NP + TP = Power Jagger


; 8:58 PM


Vroom Vroom is fun.

Damnnnn serious.

Today, raining cows and crayons.

I'm shortchanging myself.

I feel so lazy.

I should cut some slack.

Ultimate mode tomorrow.

Nabuis Cheebais
; 1:19 AM

Friday, October 30, 2009


Today was a rather bad day.

In the morning, almost got into a car accident.

Because of me, my mother was rushing.
And... yeah.

almost got into a car accident.

Lucky us.

I think I'm irresponsible, and unfilial.

I'm a bad boy.

zzzz

I will sleep earlier, and wake up earlier myself.

And no more last minute calls.

Hmmmmmm,

Did a small little project briefing bout marketing.

Next friday will be our field trip.

It's time to work hard.

Me and kenrick went to eat sakae sushi.

hmmm, then watched the movie, Jennifer's body.

@%!%!%@!#%@!#!@%@

Okay.

The movie .. _ _ _ _.

got one part, I was in state of shockness.
my reaction was a little over.

I jumped up, and yelled

Together with my hands and legs in the air.

X_x

Fucking megan fox.

Like fuck her totally.

Fuck as in, FUCK

Not the sex - fuck.

It's the vulgarity - fuck.

Not for faint-hearted.

Seeing a girl eating boys up.

And I thought it will be nice.

Totally cannibal.
):<

at some point, when megan is making out with those boy.

the heat is like turning up.

then she eat the boy up.

Jitao, from 12NOON to 6PM.

If you get what I mean.

And she is extremely bimbotic

She used the slang, salty - refering to cute/hot guys.

"You're so salty."

Totally, irrelevent

Dont tell me she is so smart to use science knowledge

Too hot - Sweat - Crystalisation - Salt Formed

She's way too bimbotic for this equation to be formed.



Jennifer's Body; 9:57 PM

Thursday, October 29, 2009



tutorials , project, tutorials, project, tutorial, projects, then die.

Thats bout it.

I'm currently planning on the agenda's tomorrow.

Need to set the pace right.

Jennifer's Body ;D

Projects and Tutorials; 10:04 PM

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

I think I speak less than 2000 words today.

I was rather quiet today.

I think, overall today is an extremely bad day.

Because I was almost late, and i cabbed to school with huiwen

Apparently, she was late too.

My whole group volunteered to do the impromptu speech, together with another girl

My topic was..

My first day in TP.

I dint know what to say actually

I felt so 'naked', and nervous.

The paper was so tiny.

Or it appeared tiny because of a large surface area (me)

I talked bout I had no friends during the first day.

The first guy that talked to me was Ivan.

And I told he was mad.

Because all the lame jokes + cheering made me thought that he was mentally unsound.

But, we all know that's not the case. :D

No friends because of huge ear piercing?

Judgmental, that's life.

If you want a friend, be a friend.



Life isn't easy.

Because human thoughts are unfathomable

It's extremely tired to go guessing bout

What people are thinking.

Why people are doing this

Enlighten; 8:43 PM

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Kiasu-ism had already infiltrated into Jagger's cells

=/

Dorcas, remember to send me the remaining Marketing Notes.

I'm currently equiped with SIM marketing notes, NP - Marketing Notes.

I feel so powerful now.

MUAHAHAHAHAH.

Moreover, I lent from my friends' Macro and OB's notes.

I'm so hyped up to do those projects.

I'm going to spank those projects like little flies.

>=(

Tomorrow school starts in the morning, 9 am.

Darn..

Hyped Up; 9:08 PM

Sunday, October 25, 2009

Woof Woof Woof.

It's Night Safari's Halloween

So spook-ta-cu-lar

I thought it will be boring and lame to go to night safari.

Overall, it was fun.

hahaha.

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We went on the tram of horror, or whatever it's called.

And the last night safari show.

The indian girl, which is like sort of the MC of the day, left me with a very very vivid impression of her

LOLOLOL.

She reminds me of KUMAR, the gay.

Seriously, she speaks like "it"

Apparently, it's neither a 'he' or a 'she'.

Hence, It's an 'it'.

:D
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Oh yeah, I bought TWO wooden straps from Safari.

Wee wee.

I feel that my life is fulfilled.

I feel that the things in Night Safari is really really overpriced.

Night Safari is really practicing market segmentation, and monopoly.

=/

Do you know how much is one plate of chicken rice set in Night Safari?

It's 17 dollars.

It's more Expensive then the entrance ticket.

One bowl of ULU ULU LAKSA?

19 dollars. LOLOL

I can buy one normal T-Shirt already.

One can of coke = 4 dollars.

It's better for me to drink my own saliva.

It's no wonder estee asked if we want to buy drinks there.

Now, I know why >=(

The picture that they took for us, they charged for 20 dollars if you buy them

Actually, the picture not bad.

Cause me and dorcas is in the picture.

:D

Blah Blah Blah.

Self-Reminder: Transfer SGD$15.40 to Estee Leong for the ticket money.

Stupid estee, I wanted to give her the money first

She dont want.

Now, SO troublesome.

Idiot..
Night Safari; 9:20 AM

Friday, October 23, 2009

Today's weather rocks!

As mother nature is not throwing her bitch fit on us, the mere human beings.

Hahaha.

I went Safra to chill in the jaccuzi.

And then..

I took 969..

And the bus ride today was ridiculously long.

50mins haven reach tampines.

=___=?

I usually take like only 30mins.

The fucking bus driver just drove so slowly that I was practically late.

Late to pass my friend notes.

Late for lecture.

Once I reached tampines interchange, I cabbed down.

I was totally in a bad mood.

But the first OB lecture really made me laugh.

Cause there was this guy,

He speaks funny

He talks funny

hahaha.

Blah Blah Blah.

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@!%%!@$%@!#

Project groupings are fucked up.

.
There's a saying.

Say what you mean, and mean what you say.

Seriously..

We had the experience before.

Of being,

"Oh Mr Nice Guy"

And,

"Oh Missy Nice Girl"

Dint we regret bout it?

Of not marking down on other people?

Why will we want to go back to the formal group?

Moreover, I've made my fucking stance very very very very very clear from the very start.

For me, I wouldn't be so stupid to go back to the formal group and suffer.

I know I sound like a bastard.

But this is reality.

Dont take things so personally.

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Fucked Up Day; 7:12 PM

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Reality check.

This saturday marks the day.

The day of the return of the devil

This also means that no more late night activities

And no more late night outings.

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IN NEAR FUTURE

I think I will not be dota-ing so much with my friends anymore once next week starts.

I'm starting on my tutorials later...

PRESENT

So I'm using some of my time now to blog.

Since I have not been blogging this few days.

Or should I say that I have not been blogging in much details this few days.

TODAY

How bout we start on the activities I had today?

Since It's still fresh in my mind.

Morning, kenrick and I played tennis for 15mins..

And we stopped due to the lousy racket quality.

And another reason was..

I was wearing my specs, as my contact lens broke in my eye this morning.

Totally ridiculous.

That contact lens was my LAST pair.

And that I only wore TWICE.

=______=

unLUCKY much?

This spells FUCK.

Played badminton for like.. I dont know.

Very very very very long.

Hahaha, shiok.

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Went for night swimming (jaccuzi)

With ckay and kenrick.

I appreciate their effort for coming down to Yishun.

Thanks ckay and kenrick.

Hahaha, I've got a theory out of this.

Yishun to Tampines = Near

But..
Tampines to Yishun = far.

hahah =/

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MONEY FLOWS LIKE WATER.

WHAT I SHOULD STOP DOING.

I've been spending ALOT this freaking week

Seriously, I should stop spending..

I bought notes and textbooks like.. 80dollars++

I bought one pair of new standby contact lens today. 15dollars

I top up my EZ-LINK card(s)

30dollars + 50dollars concession.

I bought new calculator 19dollars

Have been cabbing frequently this week also.

ZZZZZ.

Bought clothes.

And not counting the money I spend on eating and drinking and treating.

Gosh, the sum is astonomical.

Moreover, my family background is not very well-off..

This spells double FUCK.

Fuck myself.

I'm not going to spend any money tomorrow.

I swear in my god's name.

WHAT I HAVE NOT BEEN DOING

I've not been doing weights this four days.

I feel so flabby now.

Even through my already VERY VERY flabby.

@!$@!#

A FEW DAYS AGO

Hmmmm, I forget already.

I only remember I went out with jingyi and dong for coffee and bitching session.

After that I went to swim with kenrick.

Other than this, nothing exciting.

MY CDS.

My CDS is public speaking.

Had my tutorial already.

Sians, kenrick and ckay cannot change timeslots, because no vacancy already.

):

Shag to the max.; 10:59 PM

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

School had began..

People always say about "Black Monday"

And seriously.

This whole fucking sem..

I'm going to have a black monday.

Talking bout the long hours of lectures i'm going to have in one day.

This spells totally boredness.

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I dont want to know

Ignorance is bliss. ;D

Good luck.
._.; 11:05 PM

Saturday, October 17, 2009



I think I've more or less captioned the fun people in my class.

Apparently, I missed out another huge BITCH-FIT in my class.

And her bitchy name is Estee.

I think she dint come to school that day.

Okay, I kinda miss my secondary school life.

But what I miss the most is the mocking and bitching with the favourite bitching partner, Edric.

Lol.

It's totally unbelievable what a human brain is capable of.

We are in the first English Class during Sec 5.

And that Ang-mo in the picture is my Form Teacher + English Teacher

His very funny, but the way he teach, will let you fall asleep miraculously.

If you need a lullaby, his the best candidate to deliver it.

During English lessons,

The bitch-fits of the class, mainly, me, ed, estee, dorcas.

Will spam racist jokes like F-O-C.

LOL.

I miss 5A >=(
; 12:14 AM

Friday, October 16, 2009

Retro is the new glam.

LOL.

Be awed by my blog song.

LOLOLOL!

I was on the car with my sisters today

And I was finding one suitable CD that goes smooth on my ears.

And I found..

Best'99

LOL!

It's a CD, that is 10 sweet years back

I was only 8 =/

I dint know what's the meaning of HORNY at that time.

And I'm listening to the song HORNY by Mousse.T that time. LOLOL!

This explains why.

GUESS WHAT?

Today at HDB Hub isnt that smooth =/

Hmm, I saw kenrick's gf at Northpoint sakae.

And I knew I will see the noob.

Yeah, I saw the noob walking pass. LOL.

Okay, Tata.

I'm going to sleep early soon.

Cause, my daddy is flying ;D

IN THE MORNINGGGG
Retro; 8:24 PM

Thursday, October 15, 2009

2 DAYS MORE!

TO BE EXACT ITS ONE MORE FUCKING DAY! :D

CAUSE HIS FLIGHT WILL BE ON 17th OCT 2009

AT 6.00AM PLUS PLUS!

WOOHOOO!

I'm having my blonde moments now.

------------------

I'm totally into Toxic's Remix by Quest Crew.

It captured all the essence of TOXIC!

I want to go out soon.

I miss you guys already. :$
; 12:54 AM

Tuesday, October 13, 2009


Look at ryan's solo.


That butt shaking guy also.


Sick Performance


Its' a britney spears' challenge.

; 8:30 PM

Monday, October 12, 2009

Today I went to Tampines sports hall.

To play badminton with..

Ckay, Lian, Ivan, Wilson, Winston, Wenxin, Grace.

Daryl tummy-ache ):

Yeah, ahahha, I guess had fun ba.

Wasted, today kenrick never come ):

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Rained, hence I dint go to sleep.

Talking bout yesterday..

I super angry. LOLOL

So many people ignore me ):

Yesterday I was watching this MV

Girlicious - Stupid Shit




Then..


Lian show me..




LOL. contrast MUCH?


One moment I'm watching a slutty MV


One moment, he give me one emo ZOMBIE MV. LOL





LOLOLOL


WE SHOULD TRY THIS.



Lalala; 6:13 PM

Sunday, October 11, 2009

Sunday.

Slacking Day ;D

Did nothing but slacking.

Lol.

What a close shave today.

Confidential, which means it cannot be blogged.

I'm going to cut my hair next friday, which is 16th Oct ;D

I think Ive alot of scars on my arms. =____=

Blah. . . .

I want to buy something new.

-----------------

www.candyzebras.blogspot.com

2nd Collection up.

Show some support ;D

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; 8:47 PM


1,2,3

Peter, Paul, Mary

BRITNEY's NEW SINGLE!

3

Woohoo. ;D

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My left butt cheek is aching.

My right butt cheek is hurting

My whole butt is in pain.

My arms also aching.

LOLOL. I dont know WHY MY BUTT IS ACHING.

WDF!
1,2,3; 12:53 AM

Friday, October 9, 2009

Hello!

Played badminton with..

Kenrick, ckay, wilson, ivan, and benz today.

Damn fun, and funny. =/

After badminton we went to dine at Pizza Hut.

ok, I'm officially broke! ):

Someone else is like freaking rich already.

Just dropped in the cheque~

LOL.

I went back to yishun to swim.

Today is my lucky day I think.

Got so many girl wore bikini today.

=/

Mister Horny PartyTank FTW!

BROWN BROWN BROWWWWN.





Quote from Dorcas's Blog.

I dont want to get sued by Dorcas for infringement. ;D

What is marketing?

What are the concepts of marketing?

1) You go to a party and you see an attractive girl across the room,

1) You go up to her and say: "Hi, I'm great in bed, how about it?" (That's Direct Marketing)

2) You give your friend a buck.

2) She goes up and says: "Hi, my friend over there is great in bed, how about it?" (That's Advertising)

3) You somehow get her mobile number.

3) You call and chat her up a while and then say: "Hi, I am great in bed, how about it?" (That's Tele-Marketing)

4) You recognize her. You walk up to her, refresh her memory and get her to laugh and giggle and then suggest: "Hi, I am great in bed, how about it?" (That's Customer Relationship Management)

5) You stand straight, you talk soft and smooth, you open the door for the ladies, you smile like a dream, you set an aura around you playing the Mr. Gentleman and then you move up to the girl and say: "Hi, I am great in bed, how about it?" (That's Hard Selling)

6) SHE comes over and says: "Hi, I hear you're great in bed, how about it?" (Now THAT is the power of Branding).

Okay class!

Do you get all the concepts?

Lets apply it on today's incident.

Jagger went to Yishun Safra Swimming Pool

There are many many bikini girls.

Jagger went up to a bikini girl and said: Hi, I'm great in bed, how bout it?

What's the answer?

YEAH! Its' Direct Marketing!

LOLOLOL

RETARDDDDDDDDEDDDD.
Sunny Yellow Banana Day; 5:21 PM

Name : Jagger
Age : 18
Colour: Brown
Height: 140.0cm
School: Temasek Polytechnic
Course: Business Studies Grouping

In a nutshell,
I'm short and stout.
I'm brown.
I'm a major late-comer.
Being perpertually late is my habit.
It is all written on my face.

Things I Do
-Play
-Eat
-Sleep
-Excremate
-Fantasies
-Lift weights
-Insults & Sarcasm
-Sleep in nudity
-X.O.X.O with pillows

Later, suckers

WISHes
-to be browner
-be less horny
-grow more MUSCLEs

LINK OUTS TO SEXYs
[SIS]
- MRS.SEAH
[MISTERs]
- MISTER DONG-XUAN
- MISTER ED-RIC
- MISTER ZI-CHAO
- MISTER BOON-KIANG
- MISTER RAY-MOND
- MISTER I-VAN
- MISTER LIAN-SHENG
- MISTER WIL-SON
[MISSYs]
- MISSY JING-YI
- MISSY ELE-NA
- MISSY ES-TEE
- MISSY DOR-CAS
- MISSY WEN-YA
-
MISSY LY HEANG
- MISSY CHING-HUI
- MISSY SAN-DRA
- MISSY CAR-MEN
- MISSY G-RACE
- MISSY HUI-WEN
- MISSY SE-LE-NA
- MISSY NU-RUL
- MISSY FEE-FAH
- MISSY JO-LENE
- MISSY SHU-MEI
- MISSY CRYS-TA-LINE




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